Lawyers, Come Screw the Doctors!

Well you must disagree, but as of now, Doctors have replaced lawyers from their traditional coveted position of the most hated professionals. The white robes have, kind of, overshadowed, the black robes.
Now, as if that was not bad enough for us (I mean, the noblest people – Lawyers), our university has introduced a subject called “Law and Medicine”. Well, I consider this Muggle’s Dark Arts. And given lawyers fetish for the dark side, it has suddenly become the most opted of all choices that we have.
I feel so disgusted reading various instances when doctors have screwed patients right, left, and centre (and believe me their are a plenty of these reported ones, not counting our own next door thugs). How dare they outsmart us. Any lawyer that stands on the side of the patient or sues a doctor is against us. They are complicit in displacing lawyers from their traditional hot-seat
Therefore, I call upon all lawyers of the free-world and command them (let me, please!)to get together and screw the doctors away form our seat of Devil. Remember – You are either with us or with them. (Wasn’t that obvious!)